#humour
some police techniques vary by depts & country :
uk:
a drug smuggler is #book_ed to cells with #readers_digestive till goes to toilets.

#csi_ny :
#mac_taylor scans suspect with #hi_tech_xray to see what they ingested.

#garda_irl
#jack_taylor (mac s cousin)
takes suspects over the bridge holding their feet over the edge upside-down till the pockets & the stomach are empty.
#compere_ze_me_toads (simples).

police accusations :
irish police stole their name from
lake garda while fishing for info
& also nicked a italian flag that lost some colour, that's why the red became orange