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#almarkovic_humour

Paul young:

when girls asked to go home with him

he said wherever i lay my hat that s my home

but few times later he said

everytime you go away you take a piece of me with you(my flipping hat)
Please come back & stay (if bring back my hats)
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George Michael said i wanna be your father figure .....but if you look for

fast love .... let s go outside , from a different corner

& i won t let your son come ... down with me

when come to love i want a slow hand but if you look for fast love

just "CALL ON ME"
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Boarding school isn t same as carpentry

& fencing is different from shedding pounds

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deceivingTV : 8 out of 10 cats has nothing to do with pets



We built this city on rock & toilet rolls



abbreviations: P &P =pills & pain or pots & pans

GCSE =Gemma Collins Sarf-End



Steve Jones tiling ISN t same as Steve Jones on the tiles


Kelly Row-land:

when love takes ov er................

i`ll go commando-er

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Looking at comedy & parodies from a different corner
WeirdHumourAlMarkovic-LDN



Movies: what s eating Gilbert Grape

A: Amy Wine-House

Music: Elton John says when rolling under the covers

that s what they call the blues but most people

know it as jiggy jiggy with It & outside the covers

can be boogieboogie wonderland