music #humour
people listen to music based on their age :
teenagers : freddie & the dreamers

girls: marina and the diamonds

boys : Florence & the machine + mike & the mechanic to fix the machine

seniors : gerry & the pacemaker

Can you listen to the radio if your M tv is unplugged?

Off Corrs , if it s with batteries!

I asked 4 non blonde what s up or what s goin on but they told me to ask 4 non brunette which in turn suggested 4 non ginger

#humour
When Amita Dhiri saw "the walking dead" she tried to "talk to the dead" but it was too late , it was "half past dead"

#sarcasm #humour

Rod Stewart keeps goin on about it but says " i don t wanna talk about" why?????

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=....ZHwVBirqD2s&pp=y

#sarcasm #humour

Elton says he s still standing while he s sitting on his car or laying under his piano .
He sounds like some politicians.

#humour #sarcasm
#parodies_mix
#meddle_ying

I ve been goin "all night long"
but "1 million love songs later " .......
"i m still dancing on my own" ,
seems like " the longest night of my life " ........ i think
" i wanna go home " &
"play piano in the dark"
Gary Barlow i want my money back

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