what auctioneers do when too busy selling items that don't have time for the toilets?
use the #rostrum_peek

tv differences :

itvx is to watch all the "exes"
from love island & all other dating shows, they could call it " #scorned_exes_itv"

#sky_glasses is to watch tv through your neighbours windows for free, ps: may contain #flashing_photography which is illegal
#for_the_love_or_dogging
#humour

#humour
some police techniques vary by depts & country :
uk:
a drug smuggler is #book_ed to cells with #readers_digestive till goes to toilets.

#csi_ny :
#mac_taylor scans suspect with #hi_tech_xray to see what they ingested.

#garda_irl
#jack_taylor (mac s cousin)
takes suspects over the bridge holding their feet over the edge upside-down till the pockets & the stomach are empty.
#compere_ze_me_toads (simples).

police accusations :
irish police stole their name from
lake garda while fishing for info
& also nicked a italian flag that lost some colour, that's why the red became orange

some suspects are very religious that will do everything to make a living in st bernardino, st diego, st francisco, st ana, etc that risk ending in st quentin hi-sec. & if try to escape may end to st elsewhere with some slugs, meantime in london some yuutz try everything to get to nashville but end to #penton_ville watching #nash_bridge_ville with the help of uncle vinnie
#humour

a man felt betrayed by the cops and even the priest :
they convinced him that "the truth will set you free" so he confessed the murder but they arrested him instead of releasing him
#humour

i discovered that the reason Alan Davies didn't get annoyed with Stephen Fry nor does with Sandy Toksvig is because the producers keep him cool by giving points matching the temperatures
-25 to - 37,
meantime a woman accused of murdering her husband with antifreeze mansplained that it was the only way to " cool him off"
when he got home overheated & hothead, in fact the undertaker while overtaking blew up the #head_casket
#humour