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George Michael said i wanna be your father figure .....but if you look for

fast love .... let s go outside , from a different corner

& i won t let your son come ... down with me

when come to love i want a slow hand but if you look for fast love

just "CALL ON ME"
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Boarding school isn t same as carpentry

& fencing is different from shedding pounds

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deceivingTV : 8 out of 10 cats has nothing to do with pets

We built this city on rock & toilet rolls

abbreviations: P &P =pills & pain or pots & pans

GCSE =Gemma Collins Sarf-End

Steve Jones tiling ISN t same as Steve Jones on the tiles

Kelly Row-land:

when love takes ov er................

i`ll go commando-er

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Looking at comedy & parodies from a different corner
WeirdHumourAlMarkovic-LDN

Movies: what s eating Gilbert Grape

A: Amy Wine-House

Music: Elton John says when rolling under the covers

that s what they call the blues but most people

know it as jiggy jiggy with It & outside the covers

can be boogieboogie wonderland

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our scripts have been published in some successful blogs & used by local comedians around London

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D_C_WOODFORDS
London_uk (Ldn)

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land rover : above d beyond...... my pricetag!!!!!!
i asked my mechanic to fix my landie p38, he said it was too complicated & expensive to do, so i gave him the p45.
my mate said "it's not about the pricetag, gimme a grand & i ll be a slag".
@ curry & pc_world they start with you........... & finish with your wallet
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